Belwood Crime Stoppers - October 6th

Ken Needs Your Help!

Last Wednesday night an unidentified perpetrator maliciously caused and unprovoked attack on Ken's professionally manicured lawn. Here is what we know so far:
1) Suspect car narrowed down to a Chevrolet built between but not including  1954 & 1956
2) Suspect yelled "Get Outta My Way You Young Whipper Snappers"
3) Suspect vehicle is obviously lacking a limited slip differential
4) Witnesses noticed Lasagna on the door handles and the strong smell of artesian bread wafting from the vehicle 
5) Perpetrator confused as to the location of the "Burn Out" patch located nearby

Current reward for information leading to an arrest is a "Will do Grass Burnouts for Beer" t-shirt.